This just in over the transom.

Our mole in the Republican party has just provided us with Obama’s Barry Soetoro certificate. And it is indeed exceedingly damning evidence which would most certainly knock Obama out of the race.

After having our resident expert image analyst confirm beyond any doubt that this was not a forgery or otherwise altered image, we had a decision to make.

Some anti-Obama Democrats, in a “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” move have joined forces with anti-Obama Republicans. However they seem to have overlooked the fact that they are also anti-Hillary Republicans. And if at all possible, they would like to kill two birds with one stone. And this Barry Soetoro certificate gives them that chance.

So they will sit on it until after the Democratic convention and Obama secures the nomination. Then once Obama is out of the race, McCain, like a Mr. Magoo, will have managed to bumble his way into the White House, just as he’d bumbled his way into the Republican nomination.

After thinking long and hard about this, we opted throw our hat into the ring for Hillary and decided to release the Barry Soetoro certificate now, before the Democratic convention, so that she can secure the nomination and defeat McCain in November.

So without any further adieu, here it is, Obama’s Barry Soetoro certificate.